No... no date

"Oooooh! You guys are going on a date?!! Are you waiting for him??" his friend asks. She saw us sitting together as she came up the stairs with a group of her friends. I received the same set of questions from the group of her friends while he was off talking to somebody else. Unfortunately we had been in the middle of a discussion regarding the likely, inevitable, upcoming, and imminent termination of our fourteen year friendship when she came up the stairs.